when I’m hungry but too lazy to move
Does Yahoo realize they just adopted a bunch of psychotic & emotionally unstable people that post things like “how to get away with murder” and are willing to give up their first born for their otp to finally get together?
HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS..
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
Because 2 is not enough
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life