He barges in a JET-SKI….like a BOSS
Kyungsooo liking Kai’s BOOBY shake…..lolololol
Get yours NOW!….what scent would you pick? ….kekekeke
can exotics be normal for once?
^LOL NO AH REFUSE TO
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when I’m hungry but too lazy to move
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Does Yahoo realize they just adopted a bunch of psychotic & emotionally unstable people that post things like “how to get away with murder” and are willing to give up their first born for their otp to finally get together?
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HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS..
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
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when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
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Because 2 is not enough
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Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
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bkyl:
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
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